Henry – the talking pervert

Carina var på vei hjem fra subwaystasjonen en kveld, da en mann kommer bort til henne på gata.

Mann: Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to bother you, but I am really poor and I need three cents to get me a sandwich for supper. Can you help me?
Carina: Sure I can!
Mann: Thank you so much. It is so nice to meet someone that stops and listens, so many people just rush by.
Carina: No problem. Hope you get your sandwich.
Hun gir mannen 25 cents. 
Mann: Thank you very much ma’am. My name is Henry. It’s nice to meet you. I have to say you are very pretty.
Carina: Thank you.
Mann: And I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but I got to be honest with you… I wanna lick you like a candybar.
Carina: …
Mann: My tounge can reach the tip of my nose, you know what I’m saying?
Carina: …
Mann: So if you ever want me to, I’ll be happy to.
Carina: Ehh…
Mann: Have a good night!